This day couldn’t come sooner – we’re getting our new and more powerful server “Mojo” ready for you and equipping him with a spanking new version of the BingoMania.co.uk games. Don’t worry, all the things you love about BingoMania will remain the same.
At approx. 1pm today (Thursday, Nov. 15th) our tech team will start getting Mojo primed up and we should have him live in at least 8hours.
During this time, unfortunately our games will not be available. But as soon as we’re back up, the fun and excitement will continue:
- New bingo mania version
- bingo bets
- free e-cards
- and more
If you have any questions, please leave a comment below and the entire Team and myself will do our best to keep you updated.
[update #3] Mojo and the new and improved bingomania.co.uk are now live - we hope you enjoy the new goodies.
If you receive a “page cannot be displayed” error message when accessing bingomania.co.uk, don’t worry — all this means that your ISP hasn’t yet registered MOJO’s new DNS address. It might take a few minutes. If you do continue having problems accessing bingomania.co.uk, please let us know.
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323 Responses to “We’re getting Mojo all Primed up”
Ohhhhhhhhh looking forward to Mojo, welcome and best of luck, plzzzzzz an ztra luck for me mojo lol
wahoooooo got me jam sarnies ready
BANNNNNNNNNN the jam sarnie !!!!!!!!
OMG poppy dont….. its bad enough site having to close down for a few hours but if you drop one of those sarnies in Mojo roomies will be calling for a hanging…
Good luck with change over hope all goes well.
Carol
good luck in your retirement rusty - and welcome mojo.
Pops - no sarnies no sweets no chocolate - in fact nothing whatsoever.
I have officially confiscated all of Poppy’s jam sarnies!
Phew thank goodness for that TT I was thinking we may have to pack her off to KEN DODDS DIDDEY MENS JAM BUTTY MINES for the foreseeable future to keep her out of mischief!!!!
Good luck wih change over,, will try not to shake to much when site goes down
well done tt - good move and also a brave move, mojo might stand a chance now.
sorry pops but it had to be done xxxxxxx
IT OK I GOT NICE HUGEEEEEEE DOORSTEP SARNIE FILLED WITH CHERRY JAM AND MARMITE YUMMMMMMMMMMM, OOPS BUT ME GOT SHAKES TODAY SO HOPE I DONT DROP IT
Heeeehheee Well I put me new bovver boots on and i ready to kick rusty all the way home
OK GAME WE CRASHED ON IN LITTLE BRITAIN ROOM WAS 10058433 FOR CLAIMS TO HELP DESK WHEN WE BACK UP AND RUNNING
byeeeeeeeeeeee rustyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
awwww poor old rusty sucome to that leathel injection , poor thing put up a fight but went in the end rip rusty lol
im boredddddddddd
I’m kickin I’m kickin roflmaoooooo
AWW POOR BETTY HUNG ON FOR DEAR LIFE
OK I OPEN FOR BIDS ON ONE WELL USED SERVER CALLED RUSTY, HE BIT WORN OUT AND HAGGARD BUT STILL UP FOR A FEW GAMES OF FOOTY IF YA GOT SOME BALLS AS HE SEEMS TO OF MISPLACED HIS HAHAHAHAA
I listed it on ebay - No bids as yet
did ya tell em it comes with his own packed lunch of jam and marmite sarnies
ov course and complete with hamper basket and napkins
popsss wot am i gonna do now done the washing up and put some washing in roflmaooo.
napkins !!!
omg how posh
wernt me that taught him that tut, puttin me to shame i just use roomies sleeves
iron it ???
i spy wiv my likkle eye sumfing begining with…………… R
i seem to of found this strange object in corner of kitchen with plug attached to it, hubby says if i plug it in, it will suck up all the dirt on me floor
he thinks i need to try it
errrrrrrrr no way mr poppy, you show me how 1st in case it not safe for me to use
nooo poppy dont touch it its a dangerous thing called a ‘vaccuum cleaner’ will suck up all yer sarnies if ya not careful TUT bad mr poppy
pmslllllll…….
omggggggg thank you midgey for warning
i stayin well away fromt hat then
tut nearly lost me jam sarnies
wat is the world comming to when peeps tell GM’s to use dangerous household items that not seenlight of day for years
horray welcome mojo cant wait now im counting down the hours please bring me better luck and ho il have one of them jam sarniesssssssssss
see you all soon
look what ya did now, i laff so much i dropped me sarnie TUTTTTTT
u want one with fluff on or green stuff on it ???
there is no way and i repeat NO WAY you gettin ya paws on me jamsarnie
what next ??? it bad enuff i have to give ya bbs no way ya gettin me jam sarnie they special for me and mojo only
my bin got green stuff on it lol.
hmmmmm think i will go see what outside world looks like see ya bit
omg dont do it midgey, there is scary things out there , like clean air and shops that dont accept bbs
Ohhh is that special bonus for today when site is up plz
ooooh okI stay here then where it safe
awwwwwwww goodbye rusty and peeps say hello to poppys pink fluffy lol there u go poppy said i would do it lmao
BONUS DAY WAS YESTERDAY SILLY AND WE WAS FINE YESTERDAY
NOW SHYYYYYYY U IN BOTHER
YA AINT SUPPOSED TO TELL PPL I WEAR PINK !! TUT ME REPUTATION GONE NOW
ooooooo bother with uuuuuu cant wait lmao
hoovered and polished, finished the baking, sorted the ironing, now what do i do.
better go and have forty or fifty winks and be ready for later.
Midgey i dont mind taking you out for a bit of retail therapy if you dont want to go on your own. Pops you can come but leave those sarnies at home.
hey its well scarey out there u know I only likkle - I got big bag of bbs need spending
i saved loads today good innit
i gonna spend em on some more jam and bread n stuff
get some vegemite it stick better than marmite
shall we test how stick they are on new server when it up
we could be right lil rebels
peanut butter could be good too - specially the lumpy one roflmaoooooooo
we could flick the lumps at roomies when we bored ?
backkkkkk ss went to count my bbs
i got zillionsssssssssssss
and zillionsssssss
are we there yet ??
are we there yet ??
poppy try peanut butter and jam will stick nicely and mmmm yummy lol
that the ameriacan version of peanut and jello aint it
yakkkkkk
nah can do far much more damage to servers with me cherry jam sarnies
nope
awwwwww just got home - wrong nickname so no message - and nooooooo bingo
what am I supposed to do now
Bye Rusty and hello mojo hurry up and join us
have a nice sarnie
works for me
ba humbug xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
thanks Pop got a nice big blackcurrant jam sarnie - yum yum
ohh gis a lil bit, i have lost me sarnies somewhere !!
and midgey has hidden me peanut butter
omg the clocks are wrong here they an hour fast and there was me thinking time moving fast…..
Poppy give me a sarnie plz.
nope i aint got none honestttttttt
santaslilhelper got one tho , ill rugby tackle her to floo and u dive and get her sarnie
ok go on then…. I’m bored and when I’m bored i get hungry, gawd I wont be able to fit through mania doors if i got to wait till 9 tonight lol
I will be that heavy I will crash the new server
I’ve hidden all my sarnies in the bank vault so you cant get at them pops
haha i playin free poker
shame winnings aint real
well i think ill join u all with jam sarnie as no mania, any ideas as when we gonna be up n runnin?
Bye Bye Rusty been nice knowin u.
Hi there MOJO n welcome 2 MANIAAAAAAAAA
LUV CRACKER XXXXXXXXXXX
hopefully 9 ish but may be soon so keep watchin blog
ello MOJO big hugs and kisses for ya…..Remember that when I get in room and plz give me a nice win…. ohhhhhhhh and by the way have they decided who the caller going to be? cos the female caller on the party nite was like Audrey Roberts from corrie and the male … well he was laughable they were all calling him Elvis sounded more like a Redneck in pain.
Gawd I just wrote a message, pressed submit and it disappeared. Who nicked it please?????
I said I’m bored and got withdrawal symptoms. You would think those techies would have been more considerate and worked at double the speed wouldn’t you. You just cannot get the staff these days!!!
Come on Mojo, get up and running, show us what you made of!!
was poppy she finished sarnie so she eat messages now
eeeeekkkk did i do it ??
i ll have to check me nappy later
TO A MUCH LOVED RUSTY
***A GOLDEN HEART STOPPED BEATING***
HARD WORKING HANDS AT REST
YOU BROKE OUR HEARTS TO PROVE TO US
GOD ONLY TAKES THE BEST
WELL END OF AN ERA RUSTY,WE SHALL MISS U DEARLY,A TEAR CAME TO MY EYE AS I SAW YOUR DEMISE ,WE WILL REMEMBER U WITH LOVE AND JAM SARNIES STUCK IN U XXX
WELCOME MOJO AND MAY UR DAYS WITH MANIA BE FILLED WITH FUN AND LAUGHTER AND JAM BUTTIES……POPPY LEAVE MOJO BE…AT LEAST LET HIM SETTLE IN FIRST!
bye bye rusty, have a good retirement, and welcome mojo. The game number for last game in madhouse played when rusty said goodbye was 10058474.
BAN THE JAM SARNIE !!!!!
ENUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF of this ban the jam sarnie stuff
tut it what makes my world go round
BRING BACK THE JAM SARNIE
HEHHE LET ME AT MOJO
Helloooooooooooooooooooooooo roomies, are we there yet lmaooooo
Is there any GM’s on patrol ere ??
Erm Tiger, Rusty broke our hearts alright but only cos he was always breaking down lol.
Personally I’m glad to see the back of him lol. Hope Mojo younger model, phoooooooooooor
Hi Grumps
Nope we still waiting hun.
GM TIGERLILY ON PATROL AND READY FOR ACTION ..SIR!
gm poppy reporting for misheif duty
I KNOW JAN BUT HEY EVERYONE DESERVES A BIT OF A SEND OFF
OH HECK THERES TROUBLE….. MOJO CLOSE ANY ORIFFICES SO POPPY CANT STICK A JAM SARNIE IN YA!
lol if you say so Tiger but I’m not getting sentimental about a bit of old metal.
and poppy think that be a good new name for you GM MISCHIEF
Hi Pops n Tiger hunnies, do we know how much further away we are huns
For Sale: One well used, worn out, dented sever
Answers to name of rusty
Come complete with plasters, sticky tape, jam and marmite sarnies.
Other extras available on request
All offers considered
oooooooo
how longs it gonna be i wanna try it!!!!
its like waiting for a new toy!!!
we been told min 8 hrs so i counted on me toes and i made it about 9 ish
kk ty guys xxxxxx
JANNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
OMG POPPY ONLY HAS 8 TOES !
yer cos other 2 are stuck in jam jar
ewwwwwwwwwwwww u a toe sucker roflmaooooooo
what time did it come off then,
i reached 10 g’s trying to drive home to play lol
what poppys toes have come offf OMGGGGGGG
I told u too much toe sucking would make em fall off
omggg what if mojo has me toes !!!!!!!
be even longer before mojo up if me toes are stuck in his server ummmmm
ewwwwww pops ………………………….
tis the season to be gorgeoussssssssss
wow a toe sucker and she has a pink fluffy what else she hiding from us lmao
hi all
thanks for the email stu advising that site is going down today. thought that was very good of you to keep us informed.
also what are free e cards please ???????
wots this about free e cards annie ???
new sites has ecards
so when it someone bday ya can send em a bday ebay
that sorta thingy
bday ebay !! what me on about
a ecard is like a bday card via the internet
dohhh me lost it there was thinkin about postina few roomies on ebay
we d make a fortune as some of em know how to do ironin and wifey stuff
and bingo bets?
oh just in time for me then as my birthday is next saturday !!!
thanks for that pops and wot are the bingo bets hun ?
oooh now theres a thought
For sale : used roomie
Has many uses, such as draught excluder, door stop, prop, toy for pet, and many more
Can also iron, clean and cook
WOW bargain at only 2000 bbs
dunno what bingo bets are yet sowwy that as far as me brain gets
pmsllllll midgey lets go list a few on ebay we make fortune
bagsy i list grumps as she worth a bit more as she grumps a lot too
ohh and i wanna list shyguy as he make a nice toyboy
OIIIIIIIIIIII
I is loverlly i will have u know
sorted popps - I list just 6 to start with only did it mins ago and i sold out need some more quickkkkkkk
ok list janny next then cos she know how to make coffee
So far I sold shyguy - got 600bbs for him, becky - got 300 , finesses - got 400, simonjohn - got 400, anniesangel - got 500 bbs, only got 150 for grumps tho - had to take a best offer on that one
hey mite be worth listin gibbo cos she knows how to use phone now
and ruffdiamond pretty good with duster
can think of any more USEFUL ones
ohhh list mankyyyyymandy cos she a dab hand at cookin n stuff she gotta be worth a bit
hmm on 2nd thoughts put a reserve price on her as we dont want her going for nowt
OIIIIIII Midgey best offer my foot, i bet they bitin yer hand off for me lmaooooooo
coooooeeeee anybody there = pops have made a lovely strawberry jam sandwich for you. The bread still warm.
but you got to promise to be putting it where you shouldn’t
hopefully see you all later xxxxxxxxxxxx
ohh i tried to list grumps but they refused , said wasnt a genuine article
hehehheheeee
ohhh gran i do arf need that sarnie, i been workin extra hard today pmsllll
well id do owt for 2000 bbs
so just tell me what u want pmsl
ok updated listing
For sale : used roomie
Has many uses, such as draught excluder, door stop, prop, toy for pet, and many more
Can also iron, clean and cook, dust - yes dustcolleting oh and answer phone
WOW bargain at only 2000 bbs - get in quick they go like hot cakes
erm while u 2 beggars are deciding what to sell us for can i just remind yas that we are here ya know pmsl
ok pops i go and do another one for you - nice thick slices this time
xxxxxxxxxx
who said that ?????
is it 9 o/clock yet? i shaking now…
OMG POPS I CARNT BELIEVE U COULD SAY THAT OF MEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ok updated listing
For sale : used roomie - this is a special offer
Has many uses, such as draught excluder, door stop, prop, toy for pet, and many more
Can also iron, clean and cook, dust - yes dustcolleting oh and answer phone AND get this - makes sarnies too
WOW bargain at only 2000 bbs - get in quick they go like hot cakes
wow popps sold them they went for bang on 2000 bbs each bin lololol
U got anymore ????
hmmm midgey maybe we should list gran
we could retire then cos she worth bomb
she cooks clean makes sarnies and get this
she teaches us how to be proper ladies ( well she did try)
she gotta be worth a bomb
list her list her
put a high reserve on her tho cos she is priceless
are they doing owt special for the firing up of the new server!!
should have a party of sorts but i tell you what i will pmsl if it crashes lol
i have gone ooc so cannot be included in your for sale listing. 2000 bbs - I think we are all worth far more than that. Anyways if you sell us all off who will be left to play with mojo
if worst comes to worst and we still need more then we could always list gmtigerlily, she gotta be worth a few pennies if we sell her as sold as seen, no returns
There will be no selling of roomies!!
Unless of course I get a good cut on the profits pmsl.
hi peeps we still not up and running yet ive got to cook dinner so will check back in soon im getting bored now and need to spend have to look on ebay kill some time
whats best person for sale on ebay ……
ooo that would be me, i have many redeming assets!!!
ok updated listing
For sale : used roomie - this is a very very special offer
Has many uses, such as draught excluder, door stop, prop, toy for pet, toast rack and many more
Can also iron, clean and cook, dust - yes dustcolleting very useful for GM’s, oh and answer phone AND get this - makes sarnies too.
Also can trys to teach you how to be a laydee roflmaooooo - fails miserably every time tho
WOW bargain at only 5000 bbs - get in quick while stock lasts
was going to compliment you then tt - then you spoilt it by saying you wanted good cut on profits. I say again if we get sold off on mass there will be nobody to welcome mojo as and when he gets up and running xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
eeek tartan boutt hideeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
ps go big on gmtigerlily she going for a bargain price as we including rusty with her as special bargain
shhh i hiding ya aint seen me
OMG IM BACK AFTER A MONTH AND EVERYONE HAS CHANGED NAMES. GLAD TO SEE POPPY AINT CHANGED OWT THOUGH. WHO WAS WHO THEN….
not midgey n pops hun coz they sellin us off lmaoooo
For sale : used gmtigerlilly
Has many uses, such as well u decide
sold as seen with no guarantees - and definately NO RETURNS
WOW bargain at only 20 bbs
TT u can have 20%
midgey - just take a look at pops - how can you possibly think i have failed in making her a lady. It has taken me a while but i think i have done a good job. (was that ok pops, pick up bbs later)
(((((((wino))))))))))))
omg midgey list wino she can hide numerous bottles , that gotta be worth fortune
then there musky she empties bottles quicker than womble and that summit
gosh so much talent going to waste hehehee
oiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii worth me weight in gold me….or bbs should i say…and me weighs alot…soooooo 1 million bbs for me…buy it now only
rofl gran - nice try but u belong to Lucky Hornysprout-Elf now sowwy
erm midgey
could you put me and grumps up for sale at same time pls
advertise us as BOGOF
And they be getting a bargain cos we can do: erm erm erm
Grumps wot can we do please?
((((((((poopy))))))))
I HAVE U KNOW I TURNED TEETOTAL HUN… NOT A DROP PASSED THESE LIPS XX
20 bbs !!!!!!! for tigerlily omg we never sell her and that with rusty as a tempter omg midgeyyyyy start her off at 1bb we wanna sell her todayyyyyyy
ok updated listing price reduction
For sale : used gmtigerlilly
Has many uses, such as well u decide
sold as seen with no guarantees - and definately NO RETURNS
WOW bargain at only 0.05bbs
aww wino have ya been to clinic for a dry out, womble will be so ashamed of ya
popppppppppppppps save me please midgey selling me off
omgggggg midgey how could u sell our gran off, she is pricelesssss omggggggggg u in big trouble now
clinic told me i was past help pops……. no idea why. sent me a packing
It’s ok gran, dont worry hun.
Just had Gordon on phone, he putting in bid for you now.
He says you gonna be assett to his restaurants but I told him you don’t swear. You is a Ladyeeeeeeeeeeee
midgey says i belong to Lucky Hornysprout-Elf now sowwy i dont want to gooooooooooooooooooooooo
OMGGGGG JANNY OUR SKILLS ARE ENDLESS HUN, WE CAN ERMMMMM WE CAN ERMMMMM, I KNOW WE CAN PLAY BINGO AND ERMMMMM I KNOW WE CAN LOSE AT BINGO AND ERMMMMM OMG THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS
i recall once when mania.co.uk was new a group of roomies thought it highly amusing to sell me on ebay yes MEEEEEEEE, they tied me to chair and didnt feed me for days, and they reported only person that bid on me was a dirty old man,
hmmmm mr poppy says ty he got a bargain pmslllllll
gee thanks janny - at least somebody loves me - which resturant have i got to go to
I can swear - i say fiddle de deeeeeeeeeeee with the best of them. how much did he pay janny
advert recently placed in Times, Guardian, News of the World n scottish Mirror
For sale : used roomies
Has many uses, such as draught excluder, door stop, prop, toy for pet, toast rack and many more
Can also iron, clean and cook, dust - yes dustcolleting very useful for GM’s, oh and answer phone AND get this - makes sarnies too.
500 bbs a roomie - or make an offer
special offer on GMTIGERLILLY - with free server
can be used for all of the above or as u decide
and at only 0.05 bb a very good price !!!!!
Grumps forgot about playing and losing at bingo but i remembered we very good at annoying GMS.
Especially Wombleeee and Med
gran hunni dont u worry none we ent lettin ya go anywhere, unless of course Gordon wins the bid for ya lmaoooooooo
i got a bidder on janny and grumps but the bidder mailed me and said can i gag them both before i send
omg midgey i got another one to flog
MOXY she come with her own set of wheels
Yea and then we coming with you Gran wooohoooo
for sale used bingo daubers - as roomies previously sold on ebay no longer require them Various colours
roflmaoooooooooo
Erm excuse us Poppy.
We are not into bondage thank you. Me and grumps good gals.
ill take the old server but im not bothered about tiger i can at least put me coffee on the server
omg yer janny how could i forget that, we exceptionally good at windin up GM’s, especially wombleeeeee and Med, but then they do deserve it dont ya think
pmsl midgey lets sell tickets too , and their seats, they dont use em anyway too busy runnin round room with knickers on head, hey lets just sell the place
for sale Bondage straps used by roomies for tying up GM - N longer required
No reasonable offer refused
tt gone quiet do ya reckon she worried in case we flog her, cos she gotta be worth a bob or two cos she can typ an spell rite
ermmmmm hear hear janny, pops me n janny are the best behaved roomies there is, in fact I reckon u should be honoured to have us in ur rooms and i think we should be paid for making an appearance on sum nites lmaooooooo
Di i get that rite janny ??? did i did i
i think tt in consultation with gordon - getting best price
xxxxxttxxxxxx
i have changed my mind i want to stay with me roomies
For sale
Chat Supervisor
has Many uses - including, Door wedge, bottle holder, draught exluder to name but a few.
Can, shout - very loud - so very useful for controlling kids, makes a wicked Burger, is excellent at colleting aluminium cans - so good at recycling (are u sure she’s not a womble ???)
No reasonable offer refused - Buyer must collect as postage a bit steep from scotland
I have bid on all roomies that are for sale. I plan to win. Roomies are very useful, they good at winding up GMs and if we sold all the roomies then we would have no use for the GMs rofl
If I win the bid for gran then she comin to stay here to bake cakes for me yay!
dont forget she can spell rite and she can whip hard, i still got welt marks from other week when she caught me comin in late
Grumps we may get offers of payment not to appear any nite lol.
well womble must be priceless then
i will put in a very good offer for chat supervisor if med comes inluded the package. Will drive up and take janny and grumps with me. we do some sightseeing on the way ok
omg midgey word it rite and we can sell TT for loads then we can rule mania and torment everyoneeee
womble aint for sale we cant handle doing refunds yet
besides she on our side she in on profits
addendum :
forgot to say is in to bondage - comes with own whip and is excellent at spelling as won local spellin bee 7 years runnin - that could be because she tie everyone else up and lockem in cellar.
For sale
Chat Supervisor
has Many uses - including, Door wedge, bottle holder, draught exluder to name but a few.
Can, shout - very loud - so very useful for controlling kids, makes a wicked Burger, is excellent at collecting aluminium cans - so good at recycling (are u sure she’s not a womble ???)
No reasonable offer refused - Buyer must collect as postage a bit steep from scotland
womble wouldnt want your dirty money she loves us roomies
a what endum - anyhow tt whatever they offer i double it - you both come down here
got a garage med can work from, you can use my pc no probs. Himself liked the look of the whip description. He said to keep doubling offers
lol @ gran
ermmm TT i had interest in you, propective buyer wants to know if ya come with own take away menu , and if ya travel well, oh and if you generous enuff to donate all ya choccy to gmpoppy