Posted by GM Median on April 30th, 2008 10:59 AM | Permalink

Shhhh… don’t tell Stuart, but we’re making the progressive jackpot in Little Britain easier to win, starting from May 1st. Every day, twice a day at 9am and 5pm, we’ll be increasing the number of calls within which you can win the progressive by one number until the jackpot is won. But the lunacy doesn’t end there – oh no.

After that, we’ll be sticking two ponies (that’s fifty pounds if you’re from north of the Watford Gap) into the progressive jackpot to start it off and as usual we’ll throw our spare change in every game. The number of calls you get to win it will stay at a win-tastic level, so that more of you get the chance to walk away with the wonga. In fact – we want to see it go two or even three times a day.

Yup – you read it right. We want to see you win it two or three times a day. We want to shake your hand, dance on the tables, break open the bubbly and help you celebrate. But we need our beauty sleep (some of us more than others, mentioning no names) and we go to bed at 1am.

So at 1am every morning, we’re going to take the jackpot and tuck it under Stuart’s mattress so that he doesn’t notice it’s missing. At 9am, we’ll shake off the fluff and bits of corn flakes and put it back, crisp and shiny and ready for a new winner.

We think you’ll enjoy being able to win it more often – after all – who doesn’t want a jackpot win?

You’re looking for the catch, aren’t you? Well if you find it let us know - because we don’t have a magnifying glass strong enough.

Be lucky

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20 Responses to “May Madness comes to Little Britain!!”

  1. 1
    On April 30th, 2008 at 11:22 am gmpoppy said :

    I SOOOOOOO TELLIN ON U SNEAKBEAKY, I SAW U IN THE SERVER ROOM PLAYIN WITH BUTTONS, AND NOW U BLAMIN POOR MEDIAN, AND NOW HE GONNA GET BLAME WHEN JPOTS FALL OUT EVERYWHERE, OMG I SO GONNA HIDE MY JUICY JPOT

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    On April 30th, 2008 at 11:36 am sneaky beaky said :

    tweren’t not nuthin to do with sneaky - sneaky not even know where the blue and red jackpot button is

    sneaky just nicks poppys sarnies now and then

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    On April 30th, 2008 at 11:38 am sneaky beaky said :

    which reminds sneaky - bring back the seedless jam tut

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    On April 30th, 2008 at 12:35 pm gmpoppy said :

    OMG I JUST HAD A LOVERLY CHERRY JAM ONE OMGGGGG WAS SO LUSH
    I THINK I DROPPED A BIT IN THE JPOT THO

    WE SAW SNEAKY DO ITTTTTTTTTTTT

  5. 5
    On April 30th, 2008 at 10:13 pm 1shyguy said :

    Yep pops we saw sneaky fiddling with the buttons and nicking ur sarnies then blaming med but we knoq dont we pops pmsl

  6. 6
    On April 30th, 2008 at 10:25 pm GM TartanTerror said :

    Erm sneaky… if you don’t know where the jackpot button is … how do you know it’s blue and red?

  7. 7
    On April 30th, 2008 at 11:59 pm sneaky beaky said :

    erm

    hello nice mrs bosslady yes ma’am no ma’am

    erm

    maybe twas median told sneaky what colour jackpot button is?

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    On May 1st, 2008 at 8:44 am gmpoppy said :

    hehhehe sneaky u been caught red handed hahah u in sooo much trubble now
    traa lalallaaa wasnt me for ONCE..

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    On May 1st, 2008 at 11:34 pm maxamillion said :

    Brilliant as usual for mania. Strange how there are very few posts replying to this positive change! Maybe peeps just like the negative- if this was a post staing the jp numbers wud be reduced daily and the amount reduced by 50 pound I`m confident the post would be flooded by now lol! But as it stands - it is a bonus for players but no 1 is inclined to reply and say thanks ( well there`s a surprise). Ty Stuart it`s appreciated esp when seeing the earlier posts about increasing the jp call number. I`m just sorry no 1 has the decency to even acknowledge what mania are doing. I for one am grateful. ty

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    On May 2nd, 2008 at 9:13 am mandy71 said :

    hi guys just wanted to say a big thank-you for all your warm wishes and kindness shown to me just recently. it has been a really big help. i have always said the roomies and GM’s were great on this site. you all proved me right. anyway thats enough of the rambling lol back to bingo lol thanks ev1 xxxxxxxxx

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    On May 2nd, 2008 at 10:01 pm Grumps said :

    Ermmmm max, not all of us read the blog every day hun, some of us work and only come on ere in the evenings and then just want to chill out with a few games of bingo, not everybody jumps on the blog as soon as a new post is placed on ere and from what I can see this was only put on here yesterday !

    Also, I think u will find that not an awful lot of peeps play in Little Britain so often these days except for the fixed pots, and thats mainly because we can no longer see what we are playing for, we used to be able to see the prize amounts before the game started but when the new server was installed we lost that, and I dont know about u but the majority of peeps like to see what they are playing for before buying tikets hun, and a lot of peeps have been asking for some time now for that function to be put back.

    However, now that I have seen this post, I will say nice one Stu, good idea to change the number that the JP can be won in, it may encourage more peeps to play in there, but I still think u need to put back the function where peeps can see what they are playing for hun.

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    On May 3rd, 2008 at 7:13 am poornanny said :

    hi stu just to say a big thank you for the new jp rules in little britain as usual mania working hard for all its members.I dont come on to blog very much as it takes me soooooooooo long to type with one finger and also i never know where i am in blog lots of places to get lost. keep up the good work and just between you and me if you could see your way clear for me to win big jp in pound we could share, luvs ya all

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    On May 3rd, 2008 at 12:45 pm fraggle2007 said :

    HI
    Have to say max I agree with Grumps - I never even knew there was a difference in LB let alone a bit on blog on it.
    I will have a mooch in there later but for the same reason as Grumps said - I only play when a0 i remember too, and b) i can see what i am paying to play for.
    Well done mania for making it easier for us to win - never gonna moan about that lol
    Thanks again and good luck in your bingo all

  14. 14
    On May 3rd, 2008 at 5:17 pm dazzling3 said :

    Hi
    Hi

    Im with fraggle and grumps on this one, I dont always check the blog, but now I have a big big big thank you to mania for the jp in lb. It would be nice to win a jp, never have yet and dont suppose I will, but never mind good luck to all those peeps who have won in the past.

    Oh well back to the bingo, thanks again Stu

    Dazzling3 xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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    On May 3rd, 2008 at 11:18 pm chall898 said :

    i think the jb being easier to win is great just wish i could plz win lol
    have never had a really big win anywhere only a few pounds here and there so great to hear the jp is gonna be in everones reach gl all on the jps

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    On May 3rd, 2008 at 11:33 pm chall898 said :

    i agree grumps i only come on the blog if it is mentioned in the chat rooms as i forget it is here i also think it is worng where u can’t see what you are playing for if you could see what prizes u where playing for i think alot more players would play in there

    i would like to say a great big thank you to all the staff at mania for making this a great site i have played on a a few sites but always come back to mania as the gms and players are great u are always made to feel welcome and are always encourage to join in chat

  17. 17
    On May 3rd, 2008 at 11:55 pm maxamillion said :

    Yes - I also work full time . My point was if this post would have said we are taking away a number and reducing jp by 50 pounds a day peeps would have blogged within the hour. And Grumpy - I take ur point - but take a look at the other posts u have replied to in order to complain ( albeit it in a nice way)- you and others have replied to them the same day. So please don`t imply I have nothing better to do than read the blog -I simply saw the post by Stuart and reckoned that it needed some acknowledgement . If you choose to be defensive in your response by stating it had only been on a day - so be it - the facts speak for themselves. As for people slating winners - I tend to say very little in chat as I hate seeinf bitchy comments made - be the player in or out of chat. As Moxynoz says- we all pay to play in or out of chat. The fcat that they arent in chat doesnt mean there aren`t friends of theirs in chat - in fact I have been pulled up for doing it and rightly so. Consequently I say very little anymore except the odd wd or ty - as some1 else rightly said- better to say nothing than offend.

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    On May 4th, 2008 at 1:19 am moxynoz said :

    pmslllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll…………………………………cmom guys - it`s only online bingo!!!!!!!!!!! - does it really matter ??? we`re all here to chill and enjoy so lets do just that. beeeep beep the game is about to begin so hop aboard!

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    On May 4th, 2008 at 10:04 am Grumps said :

    Mox I ent comin on ur bus coz u dont allow snogging and ur fares are far too expensive rofllllll

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    On May 31st, 2008 at 10:31 pm dazzling3 said :

    Hi Everyone

    Oh well tried real hard to win the jackpot in little britain, but as usual had no luck, but got quite close.

    Well done to all jackpot winners whilst the promo was on.

    Luvs u all

    DAZZ xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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