Hello,
I’m Mania’s server, Little Rusty. We’ve met before but I don’t think we’ve been formally introduced. Lately, I haven’t been so nice and have annoyed you on many occasions.
I might only be a software but I am embarrassed and I do feel I’ve let everyone down – you, the team and even chief fun officer Stu.
There are no words to explain how deeply sorry I am for my behaviour. Please do accept my apology and know that Olga, Shawn, Billy, Stu and the entire tech team at Mania have fiddled with my insides and have done their best to fix me.
I’m going to do my best to keep strong between now and in a few days when my predecessor Mania’s new and more powerful server arrives.
I’m positive, the new server will be smarter and stronger and you’ll build a great relationship with him.
In the meantime, I hope you can find it in your hearts to forgive me : (
Very sorry again,
Mania Server
Little Rusty
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11 Responses to “I’m Sorry”



Dear Little Rusty
I have decided to forgive you for being norty because your letter to us made me roar with laffing.
But….. don’t upset Janny again today, she was very upset last night that she cdnt play bingo. Her man was away so she could play without getting moaned at and then you let me down. Gggrrrrrr.
Thank you forlaugh. xxxxxxxxxxxx
Thank you rusty for cheering up a dreary day. Dont be upset and I hope you find gainful employment when you are replaced here. I will give you a home and some easy work to do, how about starting with a pile of ironing that mounts up when I play bingo! Then there is……..
Rusty of course we can still be friends, but not too close especially after you have had your insides fiddled with by all and sundry.
As I have to work hard for my late passes to play and chat beyond 10pm I hope your replacement is a touch more reliable.
I hope you enjoy your new home,
Incase i miss you leaving i send you a big ((((((((rusty)))))) and wish you well
mwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh from gran
HI Rusty
many thanks for the apology, we all know what it is like to feel old and useless and get things wrong!!!!! ( well not me I am too young of course!)
HOWEVER pack it in now, you cannot keep using age as an excuse !!!
I hope you enjoy your retirement.
Dear Rusty
Ok your forgiven cos u made me laugh. I know ur old but we are all getting older as each day passes, enjoy ur retirement we will miss you, hehehehe
Lubs u
RUSTY I SORRY BUT UR USELESS, OLD AND DECREPID, BIT LIKE ME IN FACT, SO I NOT GONNA MISS YA HUNNI, BUT IF ITS ANY CONSOLATION I ACCEPT UR APOLOGY LMAOOOOOO
Lol grumps, you say what i wanted to but was trying to be polite pmsl.
Lets hope we are luckier on the new server lol
roflmao what a creep you are rusty, you aint sorry at all, i seen ya sitting in corner laffin and stuffin ya face with roomies chocs and booze and i seen ya giggling away when u hear them roomies sayin nawty words at ya, you so bad ,tell truth you off to borstal to see if they can straighten ya out hahhaha so long seeya wouldnt wanna be ya ner ner nerr
ps when ya finally go can ya take betty with ya ??
WELL, RUSTY, I HAD ME DOUBTS ABOUT YA FOR TONITES PARTY SESSION, I WAS SO SURE YA WERE GONNA DO UR USUAL AND CRASH ON US DURING PARTY, BUT………………….. YA DIDNT AND OMG I SHOCKED, IN FACT MY FLABBER HAS NEVER BEEN SO GHASTED, BUT WELL DONE OLD ONE, JUST GOES TO SHOW U CAN BE GOOD WHEN YA WANNA BE LMAOOOOOO
Yup you never broke, but you never made me rich!!!!!!!!
I thought we agreed, you make me win, i forgive ya !!!!!
Well there’s always next week lol, if I can afford it being a pauper n all.
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